Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-19 19:42:34''-And you are going to sing at the Grammys with Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson!-Bad examples, but YES!'' HUAHAUHAUAHAUHAUAUAHAUH |
Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-19 22:12:56''Just take it 10 seconds at the time. Everything will be okay!'' |
Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-21 17:13:27O Titus cantando no funeral UIFGSGHUIGHIUHIUHGIU SOCORROOOOOOOO |
Episodio 1x4 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-22 17:44:41''Hashbrown, no filter.''Vou levar o ''I'm not really here.'' pro resto da vida hauhauahau |
Episodio 1x5 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-22 20:59:37''I'll be here with my kissing hole.''PUTA MERDA FUISGIUSGHIUSHGIUSGHSIU Já quero pra ontem uma camisa com 'Baby Slut' escrito bem grande de rosa hauhauhauhau |
Episodio 1x6 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-23 17:14:28''Pinot Noir, smoke a cigar''HAUAHUHAHUAUAHAUA MELHOR MÚSICA 4EVER |
Episodio 1x7 - Nota 9 2016-05-25 17:03:35''-Hey, Kimmy. 1996 called. It wants its clothes back.-Hey, Xan. 2090 called. You're dead, and you wasted your time on Earth.'' HAUHAUHAUHAUAHAUAHUA Já quero a Yoko 3000 em todos os eps kkkkk |
Episodio 1x8 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-30 16:15:46''The only place I can't find is the opening for my favorite show: Six White Complainers. Oh, I believe in America is called Friends.''GENTE GSIGYYHIFGBSGBVSBVK ''I survived, because that's what women do. I do understand the world, Mrs. Voorhees. It's tough, but so are we.'' Tadinho do Dong no final < /3 |
Episodio 1x9 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-31 17:30:49''I actually didin't find you, a psych pig found you. But being in this case is how I met your mother, which, by the way, is a name of a terrific television program you missed, but can now binge watch on netflix.''HAUHAUHAUHAUA |
Episodio 1x10 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-01 15:45:32Dean Norris maravilhoso haha < 3''You're kind and you're funny and both our names mean penis.'' < 3 |
Episodio 1x11 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-02 14:12:27''Why do we keep doing this to ourselves, replacing one stupid male authority figure with another?'' |
Episodio 1x12 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-03 17:29:31''You don't decide to be gay.''GENTE, O REMIX DO TITUS FUIGISFYUSSIUGBISDB |
Episodio 1x13 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-04 19:35:56''-Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!! You dumb-ass bitches! Shut up!-Oh my Gosh! I speak spanish!'' HUAHAUAHUAHAUAHUAAHUAHAUA |
Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-05 17:52:20UNBREAKABLE! THEY ALIVE, DAMMIT! IT'S A MIRACLE.Eu também não sei de onde vem todo o meu conhecimento sobre as Kardashians ahuahuhauahauhau acho que nunca saberemos |
Episodio 2x2 - Nota 9 2016-06-06 14:32:38GENTE, AS SELFIES DA KIMMY YGSYUYUSUYGBUSGBUS''-Go away, Lilian. -I've decided to lived as a bed from now on.'' |
Episodio 2x3 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-07 14:50:36''The Internet talks like Chandler. (...) 'I'm so sorry. We really care that he's your friend. Could you guys BE any cooler?'.''UIFGDYUGFUYDHIUHIUDG ''I know who I am. I don't need a man!'' < 3 |
Episodio 2x4 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-08 14:30:10''GET YOUR HANDS OFF, YOU IDIOT!! ...Ai esta loca, español, español, español, si!''HAUUAHUAHUAHAUAHUA |
Episodio 2x5 - Nota 9 2016-06-10 17:13:48''-Dyziplen?-Treats hyperactivity, adhd, and Kanye West spectrum disorder.'' Que fofos a Jacqueline com o Buckley final < 3 |
Episodio 2x6 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-11 23:29:06O MENTOS CAINDO NA COCA GIUYUIHIOUGHIUWGIU < 3 |
Episodio 2x7 - Nota 9 2016-06-12 20:56:09''YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT YOURSELVES!''Jacqueline rainha da série < 3 ''I'm just gonna live as Sia now. Everybody likes me.'' PUTA MERDA DBGITYGEUIREIUGTRIUHGU |
Episodio 2x8 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-13 15:32:31GENTE, O QUADRO DE JESUS IUEGDRUIGBRDIUGBI''I thought, that way, I might be in his dreams, like Freddy Krueger, but romantic, but with the same sweater.'' A KIMMY COM AQUELA CAMISOLA DO OLAF YHFGBUVGBUGBISBG PUTA MERDA |
Episodio 2x9 - Nota 9 2016-06-14 16:27:15''There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.''GENTE, AS PARÓDIAS DAS MÚSICAS FUGISHGUIGHIUS ''I'M FREAKING OOOOOOOOOOUT!'' |
Episodio 2x10 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-15 16:37:02''Me and you. QWe're gonna figure this out, like a couple of lesbians hooking up a hot-water heater.''O TITUS DECEPCIONADO PELA FALTA DE BARRACO HAUHAUHAUA |
Episodio 2x11 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-16 15:22:13''-Did Mikey knock you up?-No, we're being careful.'' HAUAHUAHAUHAUAUAHUA |
Episodio 2x12 - Nota 8.5 2016-06-16 19:26:27''I didn't make him fall in love with me. I'm falling for him. You stupid bitch!''GENTE, A TINA FEY DANÇANDO HAUHAHAUHAUAHUA SCRR |
Episodio 2x13 - Nota 9 2016-06-16 21:17:42''I know I don't often pray, but if you're listening, Black Jesusfrom the Madonna 'Like a Prayer' video, give me a sign.'' KIMMY É FILHA DA PHOEBE, TUDO FAZ SENTIDO AGORA! HAHAH Já quero pra ontem piadas de como a mãe da Kimmy se parece com a Phoebe, já que ela assistiu Friends |
Episodio 3x1 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-21 19:10:44''Mrs. Wayne? Pfft! The only way I'd be Mrs. Wayne is if I'm Batman's mom, except I don't get murdered. But then he doesn't become Batman. Oh, gosh! What have I done?!'' |
Episodio 3x2 - Nota 9 2017-05-23 23:38:57Daveed Diggs mozão da minha vida < 3''I'm not overreacting. I'm doing what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I'm lemonading!'' |
Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-26 16:03:25''-They have to think that I'm white.-That's not fun. We are the worst!'' |
Episodio 3x4 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-29 23:55:02''Oh, thank angry Old Testament God, the one who's always threatening to kill children to prove a point!'' |
Episodio 3x5 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-31 23:32:49GENTE, E ESSE CROSSOVER COM OITNB? HUAHAUHAUHA JÁ QUERO A GRETCHEN FAZENDO AQUELA PARTICIPAÇÃO ESPECIAL NA NOVA TEMPORADA |
Episodio 3x6 - Nota 9 2017-06-04 16:40:36''-Is that how straight people kiss?!-Is that how gay people kiss?!'' HUAHAUHAUHAUHAU Manda mais Daveed Diggs que tá pouco < 3 |
Episodio 3x7 - Nota 8.5 2017-06-04 19:38:39''I'm a villain, Kimmy. Maybe that's why I love capes so much!'' |
Episodio 3x8 - Nota 8.5 2017-06-04 22:43:04''-Have a nice life!-YOU KNOW I DON'T!'' |
Episodio 3x9 - Nota 8.5 2017-06-09 15:47:28''What white nonsense is this?''JESUS IS STRONG AS HELL! |
Episodio 3x10 - Nota 8.5 2017-06-10 22:58:18''What the fudge are you doing, you crazy motherfudger?''AHUAHAHAUHAUHAUA |
Episodio 3x11 - Nota 8.5 2017-06-11 19:10:55''Is everything okay? If Russ needs any organs, I'll gladly donate Kimmy's.''Quando mencionaram rap, já fiquei me iludindo que iam usar todo aquele talento do Daveed Diggs de cantar mais rápido que o Eminem huahauhauhauha |
Episodio 3x12 - Nota 8.5 2017-06-12 22:15:23OS VÍDEOS DA JACQUELINE HAUAHUAHUAA''Who is Xan? She has her on show? I hate her! Would you introduce me?'' |
Episodio 3x13 - Nota 9 2017-06-15 14:36:33''-Yet another example of white people stealing from black people. And I'm still not over what Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone did to jazz.-It's payback 'cause you stole Hamilton from us!'' PQP HUAHHAUAHUAH Alguém me arranja um emprego em uma empresa com piscina de bolinhas e vários cachorros também? É tudo que eu preciso na vida |
Episodio 4x1 - Nota 8.5 2018-05-30 23:22:22UNBREAKABLE! THEY ALIVE, DAMMIT!aaaaa que saudadesss ''I mean, its not like I'm a Weinstein or a Spacey or the President.'' THAT'S MY GIRL |
Episodio 4x2 - Nota 8.5 2018-06-02 18:12:43''-So, you used your white privilege to help someone?-Mostly myself. That's why I became white in the first place!'' A CARA DO TITUS HAUHAUHAUHAUHAAUAH EU AMO ESSES GANCHOS QUE A SÉRIE FAZ PQP |
Episodio 4x3 - Nota 9 2018-06-02 22:49:25''Wait... you don't have a butt? My hero doesn't have a butt. But I do!''HUAHAUHAUHAUA MANO DO CÉU, QUE EPISÓDIO GENIAL HAKEUJHUIJK CHEIO DE SÁTIRAS E REFERÊNCIAS < 3 TINA FEY JÁ GARANTINDO O EMMY |
Episodio 4x4 - Nota 8.5 2018-06-03 21:16:29''-I'm gay!-Yes, Titus. I know. That's how you end every phone call.'' BITCH ME TOO THE FUCK |
Episodio 4x5 - Nota 9 2018-06-03 23:40:45''-You cut off the head, you kill the snake.-Isn't that true of any animal?'' ''BITCH, I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE!'' PUTA MERDA HAUAUHAUHAUHAUH |
Episodio 4x6 - Nota 9 2018-06-04 20:44:11''-I'm pregnant.-It's not mine, I had a vasectomy!'' MANO DO CÉU, A PIADA SOBRE A KATHERINE HEIGL HUAHAHUAHAHUAH |
Episodio 4x7 - Nota 8.5 2019-05-23 23:19:10Jon Bernthal era a última pessoa que eu esperava ver nessa série hauhaha que homão gente, pode leitar < 3''-We do have fun, Crocodile. -This isn't a name tag!'' |
Episodio 4x8 - Nota 8.5 2019-05-23 23:22:29Eu sou a própria Kimmy vidrada em jogos de tabuleiro kkkkkkkkk''There's a special place in hell for women who don't help Tituses.'' O MIC DROP DA KIMMY HAHAUAUHAUHA |
Episodio 4x9 - Nota 9 2019-05-25 23:16:45''I'm catholic, so I love doing things I hate.''A CENA DO CARA DA VAN FOI UMA DAS COISAS MAIS ENGRAÇADAS DESSA SÉRIE HAUHAUHAUHAUHUA |
Episodio 4x10 - Nota 8.5 2019-05-25 23:20:25A música do Titus sobre o restaurante huahahuahuhaa''I can't believe I came out of my room for this.'' |
Episodio 4x11 - Nota 8.5 2019-05-25 23:23:26''I am a triple threath. I can sing, I can dance, and I found a gun!''CATS SENDO UM MUSICAL INVENTANDO HUAAHUAHAUHAUHA PUTA MERDA |
Episodio 4x12 - Nota 9.5 2019-05-25 23:27:30Amei demais os finais da Kimmy e do Titus, ambos mereciam o mundo e mais um pouco < 3Quase morri do coração com o ''DAMMIT!'' no final hahhahaha |
Episodio 4xSP - Nota 9 2020-08-18 23:02:03Perdi a conta de quantas vezes eu matei o reverendo hauauhauhuahau o augeA Cyndee falando que ajudou nas últimas temporadas de GoT HUAHUAHAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUHA PQP |