Episodio 1x1 2022-11-27 02:55:59"I think I've pooed my harness!" |
Episodio 1x1 2022-11-27 03:18:07- So... I was wondering if I could have my old job back?- I thought you said this work was demoralising, underpaid and humiliating? - It is... and I would like to do it full-time if possible? |
Episodio 1x1 2022-11-27 03:20:52- Are you breaking up with me?- How can I break up with you, Mark, we're not even together! - I thought you were just playing hard to get. - That's how you interpret zero written or verbal contact for six months?! - So this whole relationship's just a one-way street, is it? - It's a fucking cul-de-sac, Mark! |
Episodio 1x2 2022-11-28 03:52:46"Maybe he's into phone sex." |
Episodio 1x2 2022-11-28 04:14:51- Good shag?- I was good. |
Episodio 1x3 2022-11-29 02:23:24"This whole situation is a waste of life." |
Episodio 1x4 2022-11-30 02:35:04- Soz I'm late - bus driver wouldn't let me on.- Why not? - Cos I "didn't have the fare". - Petty. |
Episodio 1x5 2022-12-01 04:00:19- At least she's getting some good sex. I can't even bring myself to look at Gary at the moment.- Oh, no, is it all off again? - Practically. - I mean, I can manage doggy, cos I don't have to look at him, but he knows that means I'm pissed off. |
Episodio 1x5 2022-12-01 04:19:34- Meg, I thought we talked about this, I don't fancy you, sorry.- Yes, and I'm not a lesbian. These are totally platonic slut drops. |
Episodio 1x6 2022-12-02 01:40:22- Sorry, I sound surprised, don't I?- Very. - Sorry, I'm just really surprised. |
Episodio 1x6 2022-12-03 03:32:38"I just feel... sexy, and... you won't believe this, Meg... she likes it up the bum." |
Episodio 2x1 2022-12-03 02:50:23"That is one lucky bitch of a banjo." |
Episodio 2x2 2022-12-04 03:16:35"It's a new low. I had to do the sprint of shame." |
Episodio 2x2 2022-12-04 03:17:16- I don't want you to get your hopes up about Scott. It's just me and him are like...- Never going to fuck? |
Episodio 2x2 2022-12-04 03:37:24"I don't think I've ever been this bored. Might just have to have a wank in the bathroom." |
Episodio 2x2 2022-12-04 03:47:18"Oh, God, the grief! Counsel me, Scott!" |
Episodio 2x3 2022-12-05 01:50:09- It's still a rapists' paradise, isn't it?- There's always that risk, Meg. It's the downside to having a twat. |
Episodio 2x3 2022-12-05 01:51:58"Oh, come on, Meg, get involved. It's the 20th century. It's no coincidence that your absence from the world of cyber-courtship correlates directly with the absence of penis up inside your vag." |
Episodio 2x3 2022-12-05 02:11:56"Adrian might not be Alex Reid. But he's a good man. Maybe a great man. And he knows his way around my twat." |
Episodio 2x4 2022-12-06 02:54:57"It's 10pm, Mark. You can't go out at 10pm! What are you, Spanish?" |
Episodio 2x5 2022-12-07 01:46:45"Like I've always said Laura, by all means have fun, but organise it properly first." |
Episodio 3x1 2022-12-09 01:56:59- Hating someone is not enough of a reason to not sleep with them.- Agreed, you can still sleep with people you hate. I do it with Gary all the time. |
Episodio 3x2 2022-12-09 22:35:27- It's just, I haven't eaten for a day and I'm really hungry and I'm scared about not having a job and I think I might die.- In other words, you need a good night out. - Really? Because what it feels I need is a good meal in. - Let's all meet in town and we'll take you for a makeover to take your mind off the fact that you have no money and no future. - OK. - And wear something slutty so the boys will buy us drinks. - Might they buy us food? |
Episodio 3x3 2022-12-11 02:41:01- Have you been spaffing to porn again? You're meant to be on a porn diet. You're addicted.- I'm not addicted, it's my hobby. |
Episodio 3x3 2022-12-11 02:45:10"He just can't seem to get excited by the real thing anymore. It's all just a bit... vanilla. I've seen things, Laura, things I can't... unsee." |
Episodio 3x3 2022-12-11 02:49:30"I want to have sex with her life." |
Episodio 3x4 2022-12-11 23:09:58- I'm going.- Well, thanks for the farting gift. |
Episodio 3x5 2022-12-13 03:04:57"What's the problem with Andrew, love? He's had therapy now." |
Episodio 3x6 2022-12-14 07:05:14"It's insania. I'm getting fanny-blocked left, right and centro." |
Episodio 3x6 2022-12-14 07:05:49"Sorry, God. Not that you can possibly exist." |
Episodio 3x6 2022-12-14 07:20:36"I genuinely enjoyed myself tonight. Albeit out of spite." |
Episodio 4x1 2022-12-15 07:03:04"It's OK if you've got a micro-penis, I can work around it." |
Episodio 4x1 2022-12-15 07:03:23"OK, guys, I am really interested in this, but ME now." |
Episodio 4x2 2022-12-16 04:31:43"I can read you like a blog, Meg." |
Episodio 4x4 2023-01-01 02:51:04"Sorry, I appear to have wandered into a Freudian nightmare." |
Episodio 4x5 2023-01-03 03:31:16"My little brother is married and procreating and all I have to show for myself is a mostly fictitious CV and a sponsored dolphin who, frankly, I don't think exists." |