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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8 2016-03-12 15:22:30

''Shhh... mommy, I'm sleeping.'' hauhauhauahua Claramente me representando quando tenho que acordar cedo.

Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-13 17:17:21

''Family... that stuff will kill you.''

Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-14 15:58:48

''I'm a such good mother.'' HAUHAUHAUAHAUHAU

Episodio 1x4 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-15 14:56:12

''LISTEN, JUNO!'' huahuahuahahauah

Episodio 1x5 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-17 16:11:22

''-I don't like you.
-It's okay. I like myself enough for both of us.'' hauahuahuaha

Episodio 1x6 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-18 17:21:05

''Secret Garden?? Holy Moses, how many cats do you own?'' HUAHAUAHUAHUAHAU

Episodio 1x7 - Nota 9 2016-03-21 16:55:27

''MY VAGINA IS DEAD!'' hauhauhauahuahau

Episodio 1x8 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-22 15:27:00

''I'm a lady, kiss my ass.''

Episodio 1x9 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-27 22:44:04

''-It's been 32 years since my last drink.
-And 14 years since your last orgasm.''
PUTA MERDA JHGVJWYSBFVKSGWBVKUB

Episodio 1x10 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-28 15:01:30

Gente, a Bonnie correndo BGFIUGHUISHIUSZHGOSHGOIS

Episodio 1x11 - Nota 8.5 2016-03-29 14:07:54

''Hey Christy, look. I'm Dolorores.'' UISFYGYUSGFYUDGFVEBJBGVJK

''Help!!'' Luke uhahuahauhauah < 3

Episodio 1x12 - Nota 9 2016-03-31 15:53:29

''He's gonna eat her?'' UIFGUIEGFUHKSGRHKS

A Bonnie indo na casa do Rudy e quebrando todos os vinhos < 3

Episodio 1x13 - Nota 9 2016-04-01 17:00:20

''WRONG LEG! WRONG LEG! WRONG LEG!'' FIGYSGUISGFJSGHKJS

Episodio 1x14 - Nota 9 2016-04-02 17:24:25

''Don't make mommy kill you.'' GHDIUGHISGHUHURI

Episodio 1x15 - Nota 9 2016-04-03 19:50:20

''In my defence, God did that to Jesus'' IBGFJHSBGFJUSGHSUGBUSHKJ

Gente, a Christy quebrando tudo hauhauhauhauhaua

Episodio 1x16 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-05 15:40:07

''-Well, my son is back in jail...
-Where he BELONGS, Mary!''
DBGJHVBFGHJSBGTJHSBTJHEGTBJK

Episodio 1x17 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-07 16:09:05

''Because she hurt innocent people. Yes, you did, Regina. You hurt them. Don't look away.'' HSIUGDUGFAUDFFGAUYFGUYFA

Episodio 1x18 - Nota 9 2016-04-09 17:34:29

''I told them that I don't want my kid being raised by religious fanatics. I want it raised by homosexuals!'' SIIIIIIIIIIIIM < 3

Episodio 1x19 - Nota 9 2016-04-10 15:01:44

''YES, KARMA!'' HAHAHAHAHAH

''-She is my mom.
-And she is my mom.''

Episodio 1x20 - Nota 9 2016-04-10 18:42:45

''You want another kid, just say the word.'' HUAHUAHUHAHUAHAU

''I only believe in God when I'm high.'' Tamo junto Luke

Episodio 1x21 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-11 15:02:19

''Don't you die, you son of a bitch. We're not done with this.'' HAUAHUAHAUHAUHAUA

O Luke gritando no baile depois da Violet hahahahahah

Episodio 1x22 - Nota 9.5 2016-04-11 16:36:08

''Go to the light.'' HAUHAUHAUHAUAHUA

Gente, elas se despedindo da bebê < /3

Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-12 13:30:07

A Bonnie arrancando o negócio da porta HUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAU

Episodio 2x2 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-12 15:10:51

''I'm the reason you got pregnant? I'm the reason you sit around all day doing nothing? Instead of bitching and moaning, why don't you go to school, get a job, make something of yourself!''

Episodio 2x3 - Nota 9.5 2016-04-12 17:16:45

GENTE, QUE EP MARAVILHOSO IUAEHTIEATGUIETG

A VIOLET CORRENDO HAUHAUHAUAHAUAHUAHAUA

E esse plot twist da Marjorie?? DEUS SFHUAITITGHUOTGIAS

Episodio 2x4 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-14 18:11:44

A BONNIE NAS ENTREVISTAS FRYGEIWRTGYIAETGE MORRI COM ELA PULANDO A JANELA

Episodio 2x5 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-15 17:46:45

''Well, she has cancer, but that's not really the problem.'' SJUBGFTSJGTKGTBHK

A MARJORIE VENDO PORNÔ HAUHAUHAUAHUAHAUA

Episodio 2x6 - Nota 9 2016-04-16 17:27:20

~Bonnie Destruidora Plunkett~
IDGUHEGRUSRGTIHIRK

Episodio 2x7 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-16 22:21:04

''Let me tell you about our specials. We have a lovely grilled salmon with...HOLY CRAP!'' HUAHAHUAHAUA

Episodio 2x8 - Nota 9 2016-04-17 18:56:23

''SON OF A BITCH!'' hauhahauhuaau

Violet zzZZZzzZz Christy < 3

Episodio 2x9 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-17 22:29:06

''-Hey, you could still go out, though. Call another friend.
-I'll do that.
-Who are you thinking?
-I don't know. Phoebe, Monica, Rachel...''
Christy claramente me representando hauhahuahuahua

''I'm alone, I'm alone, I'm alone but I'm not murdered.'' Melhor frase uidgfyuasgtiut

Episodio 2x10 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-18 15:16:34

''-One more word and the cuffs come out.
-WORD!''
FJKSTHUISTHIUSTHIUH

Episodio 2x11 - Nota 9.5 2016-04-18 17:47:01

''-I can't go back to being alone.
-You've got me.
-....Eww.'' uahauha < 3

Ai gente, nem sei o que falar desse ep, só sei que chorei horrores

Episodio 2x12 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-19 15:42:33

''NOW.MOVE.YOUR.ASS!'' huahauhauhauaahau

O sonho da Bonnie yihgfryugftywsby

Episodio 2x13 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-19 17:20:11

''-How long since she've been gone?
-Oh no. She's not dead.''

O DESENHO DA CHRISTY HYDEGFYUGFIA

Episodio 2x14 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-20 17:33:45

''Impeachments não abalam Bonnie Rouseff'' MELHOR LEGENDAAAAA

Episodio 2x15 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-21 22:39:25

''When you're trying to recover from a soul-shattering disease that destroys you and everything you love, then you can have a brownie!'' HUAHUAHUAHAU

''Meça seus alarmes, parça'' UGDUSIIGRHIUSB CARALHO, ESSAS LEGENDAS < 3

Episodio 2x16 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-22 21:16:00

GENTE A BONNIE A A CHRISTY NA IGREJA HAUHAUHAUAUAUAHAUHAU EU TÔ É MORTA

Episodio 2x17 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-23 14:33:53

''-Just so we're clear, you're giving up on love?
-I've had love. I want a housekeeper.''

Episodio 2x18 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-23 18:08:34

GENTE, O VÍDEO DA BONNIE 'TOMANDO' CAFÉ NFJSIUGHUIABEUIBAIBI SOCORR

Oh, Bonnie, why? < /3

Episodio 2x19 - Nota 9 2016-04-23 20:43:20

Gente, que dor esse final < /3

Episodio 2x20 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-24 16:38:38

''-Slut.
-Family.
-Slut.
-Friendship.
-Slut.
-Love.
-Slut.
-Understanding.
-Slut.
-Okay, everybody just quiet down for a minute!
-Hugs.''

Episodio 2x21 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-24 20:56:39

''Who fails in stripper? It's taking off your clothes!''
HAUHAUHAUAHAAUHAU

Super feliz que a Marjorie está curada < 3

Episodio 2x22 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-25 16:18:48

''-My kid looked me in the eye and said he didn't want to live with me. Do you have any idea how much that hurts?
-Actually, I do.'' < /3

Episodio 3x1 - Nota 9 2016-04-25 16:38:11

''My mother died stopping terrorists from blowing up Disneyland.''

Essa velhinha que a Christy confundiu é muito fofa < 3

Episodio 3x2 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-26 15:09:49

''-I mean, she's so young and vulnerable. I hope she's gonna be ok ... My new sunglasses. THAT JUNKIE WHORE STOLE MY NEW SUNGLASSES!
-On your head, Mom.
-I'll keep her in my prayers.''
HAUHAUAHUAHUAUAHAU

Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-28 14:40:01

''I lost my virginity to this song.'' AHUAGIGDIGFUYGFUFTIAU GENTE

Episodio 3x4 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-28 17:43:28

''Just know Grandma and I will always lie for you, but you got to give us a heads up.''
HAUHAUHAUAHUA < 3

''-You've become a good mom.
-Thank you...I'm not gonna say it back.''
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MELHOR FAMÍLIA < 3

Episodio 3x5 - Nota 8.5 2016-04-30 17:10:57

Bonnie dona da série haha < 3

Episodio 3x6 - Nota 9 2016-05-01 13:36:00

~Se a Regina não é alcoólatra não sou viciada em séries~
HAUHAUAUAHAUHAUHHA

ELAS DANÇANDO NO FINAL GHIUSIUAETGBFAIUGBFUIO

Episodio 3x7 - Nota 9 2016-05-01 22:22:23

''-I started seeing this woman who's just... incredible. She's, uh, sexy and smart, sophisticated, got a heart of gold...
-Uh-oh. He's cheating on you.''
HAUHAUHAUAHAUAHUA

Episodio 3x8 - Nota 9 2016-05-02 15:58:42

''She's cying, drinking and screaming. It's like I'm married to you again.''
HAUAHUHAAHUAHUA PUTA MERDA

''I got to drive a Ferrari.''
TOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Episodio 3x9 - Nota 9 2016-05-02 21:10:49

''As a result of being sober I have somehow become compassionate and caring towards other people, and quite frankly, is ruining my life!''
Huahuhauahauahuuahuaha sim

''-Mom, we're your people.
-Stop saying that!

Episodio 3x10 - Nota 9 2016-05-03 15:54:12

''I'm team penis, always have been.''

O ep foi super engraçado, só achei ruim eles não explorarem e ficarem ignorando a bissexualidade da Bonnie e sim ficarem perguntando ''Agora você é gay?'' em pleno século XXI :c

Episodio 3x11 - Nota 9 2016-05-05 19:24:39

Nunca que eu resisto ao Joe Manganiello, que homem é esse MEODEUS

Episodio 3x12 - Nota 9.5 2016-05-07 14:43:00

''-20 years from now I expect to be dead.
-Ok, 10 years.
-Still dead.''
PUTA MERDA HIUGFBUYSHGBSHBGJKS

''When you talk to her, give her my love.'' < /3

Episodio 3x13 - Nota 9 2016-05-07 20:16:17

''Stupid men would've probably just backed the car up to the barrel.''
JESUS, EU NEM PENSEI NISSO HAUAHAHUAH

~Breaking Bad: O xarope do mal~
MEODEUS IGUSGHISUHBGIUHGNJKS

Episodio 3x14 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-09 15:22:14

''-I'm rubbing a pomergranate on my mole.
-You're feeding it now?''

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH

Episodio 3x15 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-10 17:25:20

''Oh, come on, italian guy, HOW DO I ASK FOR WEED?''
HUAHAUHAUAHUHAU

Episodio 3x16 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-14 18:45:58

''Phone sex can be beautiful.''

Quero o Adam na série pra ontem < 3

Episodio 3x17 - Nota 9 2016-05-15 16:57:52

''-I'm gonna have a beer, does it bother you if I drink?
-Does it bother you if I walk?''
AHUHAUHAUAHAUHAUA S H I P P O

Episodio 3x18 - Nota 9.5 2016-05-16 14:11:44

''THE BASTARD STOLE MY COCAINE, ASK HIM!''
PUTA MERDA IFHTIUOGHIUHRGOUISHGOSGHOSHN

Mom mais uma vez me fazendo rir e chorar em um ep com a maior facilidade do mundo < 3

Episodio 3x19 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-16 16:58:18

''I have rights! I know because I memorized them!''
UDUIGFYUGSIUHI

Episodio 3x20 - Nota 9.5 2016-05-17 15:13:06

''Last night I said some things that were pretty ugly. I just want you to know that I stand by all of them.''

Gente, que média baixa. Pra mim, foi um dos melhores eps da série, ri do início ao fim < 3

Episodio 3x21 - Nota 8.5 2016-05-19 14:58:12

''-Okay, she's alive.
-What do you wanna do?
-Kill her!''
HAUHAAHUAHAUHAUA

Episodio 3x22 - Nota 9 2016-05-20 17:20:58

Violet é tão zzZZZz

Muito amorzinho esse final < 3

Episodio 4x1 - Nota 8.5 2016-10-28 16:23:21

''DON'T LEAVE HER THE CHECK, HONEY. SHE'S POOR!''

Episodio 4x2 - Nota 8.5 2016-11-04 18:34:42

''-I do have one suggestion.
-What? I'll take anything.
-Pray on it.
-UGH!''

Episodio 4x3 - Nota 8.5 2016-11-12 15:27:19

Masculinidade é uma coisa tão frágil...

''-I'm getting a little turned on.
-Only a little?
-Well, uh, to be truthful, I'm almost done.
-Then I'll leave you to it.
-What?!
-Thanks, pal, you're a good egg.''

Episodio 4x4 - Nota 8.5 2016-11-19 14:28:08

''I said 'never be a snitch, unless the DA offers you immunity'.''
Bonnie sempre com os melhores conselhos hahahah

''TURN THIS PLANE AROUND!!!''

Episodio 4x5 - Nota 8.5 2016-11-25 17:04:05

''-Oh, God, I can't afford a ticket.
-There is a way to get out of it.
-Don't even think it.
-You're all waxed, you should use it before you get five o'clock shadow.''

Episodio 4x6 - Nota 8.5 2016-12-02 17:46:42

''With my daughter in a constant state of panic, I find myself suddenly being the wise, old voice of reason. And it makes me feel like Marjorie and I don't like it.''

Episodio 4x7 - Nota 8.5 2016-12-09 16:26:28

''-So, what's the plan?
-I don't know, figure out a way to talk her out of this baby craziness.
-Great. What do you need from me?
-Honestly? Go away for about an hour and come back with dinner.
-Excuse me, but I can help. I will tell her how painful it was when you came out of me feet first.
-I came out feet first so I could run!''

Episodio 4x8 - Nota 9 2016-12-16 16:46:36

''-All right, but only if you promise to let me ride you like a pony during halftime.
-Uh, uh, Bonnie...
-Don't worry about me, I'm dead inside.''

''-Christy stole sunglasses! She just took 'em!
-Seriously?
-The saleslady was mean to me!
-Oh, my God, who are you people?!
-Believe it or not, better versions of who we used to be.''

GENTE, ESSES DIÁLOGOS HFSGFYUSAGYJSAGBJASK

Episodio 4x9 - Nota 8.5 2017-01-06 20:01:22

''I'm so drunk I can't feel my legs! Oh, wait...''

GENTE, O SOCO QUE O ADAM DEU NA CARA DAQUELE HOMEM FKAIGUIGBUISABFAIU

Episodio 4x10 - Nota 9 2017-01-13 18:29:39

''-And you hate my hair.
-We don't hate it, we're just afraid you were drinking again.''

Fiquei muito triste quando soube que a Jill perdeu o bebê, mas amei agora ela querer adotar < 3 so many feels

Episodio 4x11 - Nota 9 2017-01-20 23:37:27

''-My little girl got banged by a cowboy in a stable!
-Always trying to make you proud, mom.''

MAS QUE HOMÃO DA PORRA QUE O CHRIS PRATT É, MEU DEUS < 3
Sdds dele em Parks&Rec, bem que ele podia virar regular na série

Episodio 4x12 - Nota 9.5 2017-02-03 15:21:17

''-You're gonna marry Adam, and I'm gonna be here all alone.
-That's not true. You're not gonna be able to afford this place without me!''
HAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHAU
Simplesmente amei esse ep, super engraçado, mas só de pensar em como elas(principalmente a Christy) vão ficar se culpando...

Episodio 4x13 - Nota 8.5 2017-02-16 23:47:45

''-I found the neckless!!
-Friends don't kiss.
-Bye!''

Episodio 4x14 - Nota 8.5 2017-02-18 23:15:16

''My maid went back to Trinidad. I'll have to get the door myself.''
HAUAHUAHUAHAUAHUA BERRO

Episodio 4x15 - Nota 8 2017-02-25 14:42:31

E eu achando que a história com o Adam já tinha acabado...

Episodio 4x16 - Nota 8 2017-03-11 14:01:10

Quando a Marjorie recebeu aquela ligação, jurava que iam matar o Adam hahaha

Episodio 4x17 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-01 14:52:16

''-Excuse me, sweetie, are you here with a grown-up?
-I am a grown-up!
-Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a foster child.''

Episodio 4x18 - Nota 9 2017-04-08 14:35:16

''-Now I know you had it hard, but believe me, it was no picnic being raised by Shirley.
-Abandoned.
-Black.
-Woman.
-Gay!
-I think he wins.''

Episodio 4x19 - Nota 8 2017-04-14 20:19:19

''-Brad says that the human body isn't really design to consume meat.
-If the good Lord didn't want us to eat meat, why did he invent veal?''

Episodio 4x20 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-28 18:22:48

''Hi, I'm Christy, I'm an alcoholic. 16 years ago, I was sexually assaulted. You know what? Forget 'sexually assaulted'. I was raped. That's the first time I've ever called it what it really was. Mugging victims aren't ashamed they were robbed. Why should I be ashamed I was raped? What I am ashamed of is that I kept it a secret. This 'guy' counted on me being too embarrassed and afraid to come forward, and you know what? He was right. And so, tonight, I would like to make amends to any woman that might have been hurt because I was too scared to say anything. If my silence encouraged him to believe that he could attack or intimidate or even grab another woman without consequences, I am so, so sorry. Maybe I can't change the past, but from now on, I am going to speak out, shout out, and shine a light down that can be seen from frickin' outer space, if it'll keep something like this from happening to anyone else. Thank you.''

Episodio 4x21 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-07 15:29:55

''-Bambi?
-It was my stripper name.
-You named yourself after a baby deer who watched his mom get her head blown off?
-I had the big eyes.''

Episodio 4x22 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-12 15:09:16

''-Well, clearly, I am the victim of identity theft.
-Oh, please. Whose life is so sad they'd rather be you?''

Episodio 5x1 - Nota 8.5 2017-11-03 15:48:03

''-Please, ask me again.
-Bonnie, it's okay. We do not have to get married. You can humiliate me as my girlfriend.
-I love you, and I want to humiliate you as your wife.''

Episodio 5x2 - Nota 8.5 2017-11-11 20:35:47

''-What about musicals?
-Oh, you gotta like some of that stuff, they kick you out.
-Halloween's a thing?
-Where have you been? That's gay Christmas. Last year, I was in a bar with 300 guys dressed as Hamilton.''
QUERO HUAHAUHAUHAUAHU

''My brother's black. I'm not saying that because you're black. He's also gay, you might be gay. That's not my business. Anyway...here's the license.''

Episodio 5x3 - Nota 8.5 2017-11-18 15:26:02

''-Oh, Christy, they all start out the total dicks.
-And they end the total dicks, but there's that sweet spot in the middle.
-That's where I am. Between two dicks.
-That's where I need to be!''

''-Hey, mom, can you make us pancakes?
-Pancakes?! I'm not even really doing laundry!''
HAUHAHAUAHUHAUA

Episodio 5x4 - Nota 8.5 2017-11-24 23:49:09

''-Without internet, it's like I'm much more of aware of the people around me, and I must say... I don't like it.
-On behalf of the people around you: right back at you.''
HAUHAUHAUAUAH

Episodio 5x5 - Nota 8.5 2017-12-01 19:00:39

''-You know the worst thing about being in a wheelchair?
-Enlighten me!''
HUAHAHUAHAUHAUHAUH

Episodio 5x6 - Nota 8 2017-12-08 19:26:44

''-You know, if things work out and we marry these guys, you'd be my mother AND my sister-in-law.
-And you, would be married to your step uncle, which would make you your own niece.''

Episodio 5x7 - Nota 8.5 2017-12-15 20:07:19

''-We were talking, he asked me about my day, and I told him about taking care of Victor.
-What's wrong with that?
-Then I mentioned that I could see myself taking care of Patrick if I had a stroke when he's old.
-Oh! Yikes!
-What? What is wrong with you?
-I thought you liked him.
-And I may have used the word 'diaper'.
-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
-But this is all 30 years from now!
-You said 30 years?!
-Wow, I don't usually think of you as stupid.''
HAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAHUAU

Episodio 5x8 - Nota 9 2017-12-23 12:56:49

''-Boy, it's just so sad.
-I know.
-Poor Mary.
-It's sad that everything we have that's worth stealing can fit into a bag.''

''-This kid hangs around his grandmother's meetings, so he can follow people home, so he can rob them the next time they're here.
-That's awful.
-It's also pretty smart. But mainly awful.''
HUAHAHUAHUAHAU

Episodio 5x9 - Nota 8.5 2018-01-05 20:28:06

''-Look, I know I have not exactly been the best employee and I'm not going to stand here and tell you about the struggles I've faced as a recovering alcoholic with a dream of becoming a lawyer. What I am going to tell you is that I am your worst nightmare. I have worked at this restaurant for 11 years, and I know where all the bodies are buried. I know that your locally sourced, organic, grass-fed beef is just one of those things. I know that several of our busboys live in the basement, along with assorted vermin. And I know that we served the tip of Paul's finger in last week's ceviche. I could go on, but, uh, I think I've painted a picture. So, you fire me and all of this goes on Yelp. Or you put me back on the books and, that nice, pretty four-and-a-half star rating stays right where it is.
-Works for me.
-See that, Geoffrey? That's how you make it to Sacramento.''
AAAAAAAAAA RAINHA < 3

Episodio 5x10 - Nota 8.5 2018-01-12 18:48:14

''-Christy, your life is your life, but I got to tell you, all this, lying and sneaking around, it doesn't sound like you. Sounds more like your mom.
-Oh, my God, that's the worst thing you could say!''
HUAUAHUAHAUHAUHA

Episodio 5x11 - Nota 8.5 2018-01-19 19:33:08

''-All of the sudden he wants a traditional church wedding.
-Doesn't he know that if you walk into a church wearing white, you'll burst into flames?
-Thank you!''

Episodio 5x12 - Nota 8.5 2018-02-02 19:09:59

Só percebi que esse é o ep 100 por causa dos comentários hauhauhauha

''-You okay?
-Yeah, it's just everybody's fighting and nobody's mad at me. I don't know what I'm supposed to do!''

Episodio 5x13 - Nota 8.5 2018-03-02 22:21:20

O que foi a cena da Christy com o copo de bebida na mão? Nossa, meus olhos encheram de água

Jill maravilhosaaaa < 3 Bem que ela podia pagar a faculdade da Christy, né? rsrsr

Episodio 5x14 - Nota 8.5 2018-03-09 14:26:47

''-None of us are half a cookie people. Even though I really want to be.
-Oh, pipe down. It's not about you!
-Marjorie, Wendy's being mean to me.''
HUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHA

Episodio 5x15 - Nota 8.5 2018-03-31 21:51:28

Estou muito orgulhosa da Christy botando a sobriedade dela em primeiro lugar, mas nossa, é só sofrimento. Minha bixinha não merece isso não

''OH MY GOD, ADAM! YOU'RE WALKING! IT'S A MIRACLE!!''

Episodio 5x16 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-06 20:45:36

''Eight cats and you're the crazy cat lady. Eight cats and one dog, you just love animals!''

A BONNIE CUIDANDO DO CACHORRO IGUAL UM BEBÊ HAHAUHUAHAUHAUA EU MESMA COM A MINHA CACHORRA

Episodio 5x17 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-13 20:36:50

''-Maybe she's someone from your drug days.
-Everyone who wants to kill me is from my drug days.
-No, they're not...''
HAUHAHAUHAHAUAHA

Episodio 5x18 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-20 21:23:14

''First you and Patrick break up, then you and Marjorie. Are you starting to think maybe it's you?''

Christy e a Marjorie tentando andar com os pés molhados e a Wendy caindo huahuhauhaauhau

Episodio 5x19 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-28 00:43:35

''-I would've fired you days ago.
-I would've fired you years ago.
-I would've never hired you in the first place!''
HAUHAUHAUHAUHAAU

Episodio 5x20 - Nota 8.5 2018-05-04 21:23:06

''-I love my mom. That is why I choose to live here with her.
-Oh my God, is she behind me?!''
HAUHAUHAUHAUAHAUHA

Episodio 5x21 - Nota 8.5 2018-05-11 21:39:33

''-He looks like a guy who'd have a wee dingle.
-A wee dingle?
-Yeah, like a strawberry peeking up out of the leaves.
-You can tell by looking at a guy?
-Measure the distance between their eyes, multiply by three.''
HAUHAUHAAUHU

Episodio 5x22 - Nota 9 2018-05-12 00:26:58

''-I can't have another addiction! I can't be that broken...
-Sure you can.''

CHRISTY, ESSE MOMENTO É SEU, MINHA ANJA < 3

Episodio 6x1 - Nota 8.5 2018-09-28 23:26:14

''I never have dreams. Every night is just an eight-hour preview of death.''
PQP HAUHAUHAUHAUAHUA

A abertura nova < 3

Episodio 6x2 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-05 18:28:31

''-No money back here.
-Christy!
-Wait, found it!
-...I never doubted you!''
HUAHAUHAUHAUA

Episodio 6x3 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-16 00:39:41

''-How mean? Like, on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being Marjorie, 10 being Bonnie.
-Let me put it this way. Imagine my mom, but educated.''
HAUHAUHAUHAU

Episodio 6x4 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-21 21:16:51

''-200 miles with the windows open, I still smell like jail.
-Is that what that is? I thought it was Wendy's soup.
-Oh, I thought it was your spray tan.''
MANO HAUAUHAHAUHAU

Ainda não sei se gosto dessa Tammy, espero que no próximo episódio ela já não esteja assim tão eufórica, se não vai ficar repetitivo

Episodio 6x5 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-29 23:06:57

''-I think I'm gonna keep him here for now.
-Next to the sugar and flour? That's a bad biscuit waiting to happen...''
HUAHUAHAHAHUA

Esse final < 3

Episodio 6x6 - Nota 8.5 2018-11-03 22:58:06

''I hope you're happy. I'm just as broken as you.''

Mesmo antes de explicarem o lado da Jill, eu já estava concordando com ela. É foda você saber que a Christy trabalha pra cacete pra conseguir aquele dinheiro, só pra dar pra Jill e ela não ligar tanto pela quantia. Mas o ponto é que, se você prometeu algo, então cumpra. Dane-se se a pessoa que você vai pagar vai tacar fogo no dinheiro ou doar pra caridade, o importante é manter sua palavra

Episodio 6x7 - Nota 8.5 2018-11-09 22:40:03

''-Well, I figured I'd be here all day, so I brought a puzzle.
-Oh my God, a puzzle?
-Oh my God, all day?!''
HAUHAUHUSHAUHAUAHA

Episodio 6x8 - Nota 8.5 2018-11-17 23:01:03

''-I made a huge mistake.
-Well, I'm not giving the ring back.''

Ai mano, não me desceu essa desculpa da Violet pra não querer um relacionamento com a mãe. Eu entendo o lado dela, de ter perdido a infância, ter várias preocupações que nenhuma criança deveria ter... com certeza isso deixa uma cicatriz gigante. Mas ela não está nem disposta a tentar ter um relacionamento com a mãe, mesmo depois dela ter ajudado pra caramba quando ela engravidou e na adoção. Mesmo ela tendo mudado e evoluído pra caralho. Poxa, ela podia achar um meio termo, tipo, ir visitar no natal ou ação de graças, sei lá, mas querer cortar completamente a relação eu acho muito extremo. Vale lembrar que a Christy teve uma infância muito semelhante a dela, e mesmo assim, aos poucos, conseguiu construir um novo relacionamento com a mãe. Violet já é adulta, tá mais do que na hora de entender que a mãe dela tem uma doença psicológica, e que assim como uma esquizofrenia ou depressão, uma pessoa que sofre de alcoolismo terá que viver a vida toda com aquilo, não há cura. Acho que valia ao menos tentar, sabe?

Episodio 6x9 - Nota 8.5 2018-11-30 20:28:27

''I'm going back to Canada!''

A CENA DA BONNIE RASGANDO A REVISTA HUAHAHUAHAUHA

Episodio 6x10 - Nota 8.5 2018-12-07 21:59:44

Ai, eu já tô vendo que vai dar merda com a Christy fumando...

''-Where is all this murder anxiety coming from?
-From being a woman, Marjorie.''

Episodio 6x11 - Nota 8.5 2018-12-15 13:39:23

''People are depressed 'cause they don't have families. Others are depressed 'cause they do.''

Todas as mulheres indo dar apoio para a Tammy < 3

Episodio 6x12 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-11 23:42:41

''-Adam's bar hasn't failed. It's just a sucess waiting to happen.
-Yeah, so's your hairstyle.''

A Jill quase batendo da Christy hauahauhau

Episodio 6x13 - Nota 8 2019-01-22 23:50:13

''-Have you tried meditating?
-I tried, but apparently my mind craves anxiety.''
EU MESMA HUAHAUHAUHAU

Episodio 6x14 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-05 22:18:53

''By golly, for the first time in my life, I get to be a little selfish.''
HAUHAUHAHAUA

Aaaa já estou shippando horrores a Jill com o Andy hahahah

Episodio 6x15 - Nota 9 2019-02-16 23:33:47

''You don't need to worry about me, Victor. I'll never be alone.''

Mesmo me sentindo mal pela Jill, eu total entendo o Andy. Ninguém quer ficar com alguém que não te ache atraente. MAS, sabendo de todo o histórico da Jill, ela bem que merecia uma segunda chance

Episodio 6x16 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-25 23:41:37

''-Do you ever have difficulty staying focused during boring or repetitive tasks?
-What's going on? Things were heating up in there, and then you just wandered off.''
HUAHAHAUHAUHA

Aaaaa, minha Bonnie < /3

Episodio 6x17 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-08 22:11:17

''-All right, so start doing your thing.
-How do you know I haven't started already?
-Touché. Welcome to the game.''
HAUHAUHAHUAH amei essas sessões de terapia, pode continuar

Episodio 6x18 - Nota 9 2019-04-10 23:48:13

''-Mine's two. How old is yours?
-Forty one.''
HUAHAHAUHAUHAUHAU BERRO

A Bonnie carregando a TV de um lado pro outro asdfghjkl

Episodio 6x19 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-19 23:23:06

''You just salted that guys baby. He smiled.... Stupid baby, thinks it's snowing.''
HAUAHUAHUAH

Chocada com o comentário preconceituoso aqui em baixo, fiquei olhando pra tela sem saber o que pensar...

Episodio 6x20 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-26 23:37:11

''-He passed ten years ago.
-I'm so sorry.
-He adored you, Tammy.
-I'm sorry too.
-...Thanks.''
HAHAUAHUHAUHAUHAUA

''My mom was so pretty.''
Gente, chocada demais com essa backstory da Tammy, tadinha < /3

Episodio 6x21 - Nota 8.5 2019-05-04 23:02:42

''-Why are you hanging on to something that's clearly causing you problems?
-Uh, because I love him!
-Still talking about the car.''
HUAHUAHUAHAHUHUA MANOOOO

Chocada com esse sonho da Bonnie

Episodio 6x22 - Nota 8.5 2019-05-10 23:22:16

''-What if we drove all the way to Reno and it's a total scam?
-What exacly would the scam be? To get a couple to drive three hours for no reason? 'Ha, ha! I've stolen your time!'.''
HAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAH

Episodio 7x1 - Nota 8.5 2019-09-28 22:17:34

''-Wait, do you not like my glasses?
-No, I always wanted to be married to Audrey Hepburn.''

A Bonnie surtando hauhahauhau

Episodio 7x2 - Nota 8.5 2019-10-07 22:33:31

JILL PERFEITA DEMAIS MANOOOO

Como eu odeio essa regrinha imposta que 'se fulano casou com ciclano, eles tem que se apoiar não importa o que for'. Além da Christy ser filha da Bonnie (o que ao meu ver, significa mil vezes mais do que um marido), ela estava certíssima. O cara foi super escroto e ela se sentiu inconfortável, o Adam deveria ter ficado do lado dela, ou ao menos pedido desculpas

Episodio 7x3 - Nota 8.5 2019-10-12 22:23:41

A CENA NA LOJA DE MACONHA, MANO HUAHUAHUAHAU

''-Maybe you'll be a nicer person when you become Bonnie Janikowski.
-Not likely...''

Episodio 7x4 - Nota 8.5 2019-10-18 23:13:04

''Tiny cups of coffee make me feel so fancy.''

Mano, a Bonnie no sofá com o cachorro hauhuhauah

Episodio 7x5 - Nota 9 2019-10-26 22:45:27

''You know... When you think about it, God has a plan to kill all of us. It's just a matter of where and when. And how... Also how.''

Gente, Wendy finalmente sendo reconhecida? É isso mesmo que eu vi? Can I hear a 'wahoo'?

Episodio 7x6 - Nota 8.5 2019-11-09 23:08:48

''Optimism: the sober woman's cocaine.''
MANO HAUHAUHAUHAU

Episodio 7x7 - Nota 8.5 2019-11-15 22:17:58

''-I mean, if it makes you uncomfortable, I won't drink.
-You can do that?
-Absolutely.''
Aaaaa fofos < 3 já tava com medo deles terminarem

Episodio 7x8 - Nota 8.5 2019-11-22 22:24:28

A BONNIE SE JOGANDO NO CHÃO HUAHUAHUAHUHUAHAH PUTA QUE PARIU, QUASE ENGASGUEI DE TANTO RIR

Episodio 7x9 - Nota 8.5 2019-12-06 23:00:18

''A guy stuck in an unhappy marriage who hasn't had good sex in years? Fetch me my snorkel!''

A BONNIE BOTOU A JAQUETA NO CACHORRO, MANO HAUAUHUAHUHAUHA

Episodio 7x10 - Nota 9 2019-12-13 22:54:16

A Jill cantando toda vez que a Wendy convidava elas huahuahauhauha

Ah mano, minha Bonnie aaaa < 3 Isso que eu chamo de character development

Episodio 7x11 - Nota 8.5 2020-01-10 22:34:17

''-It's a damn shame I can't donate my nose.
-Or your ego...''

Minha Tammy aaaa < 3

Episodio 7x12 - Nota 8 2020-01-18 22:10:22

''-You get why I'd asked, right?
-Mhmm.
-Because it seems like you're writing me the check to shut me up.
-Isn't that what checks are for?''
HUAHUAHUAHU

Episodio 7x13 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-04 23:11:29

''-I wanted to ask, why do you have a panic room?
-Because I work with unstable people.
-When did you get it?
-About eight months ago.
-We started working together eight months ago.''
HUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHA PQP

Episodio 7x14 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-07 23:18:18

''You know how we say in here that when you're irritated by someone else's behavior, it's actually because it's a reflection of you, or, as Marjorie would say, 'You spot it, you got it.'. I didn't make it up. I wish I did. It's super annoying, but there is some truth in it. I've spent a lot of my life making promises that I broke, and I never thought about how that affected the other person. It wasn't that I was lying, I really meant it at the time. My therapist says it's because I'm a narcissist. Which I think is a pretty mean word to use for someone who just gets caught up in the moment. Either way, it would be crazy for the person I disappointed to blame themselves, because it has nothing, I mean nothing, to do with them.''

A CHRISTY SE APAIXONANDO PELO CARINHA ALEATÓRIO HUAHUAHAUHAU MUITO EU

Episodio 7x15 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-16 22:15:12

''There are consequences when you steal from someone. Mine was 7 years of prison, yours is an awkward lunch.''

Antes da Christy arranjar um interesse amoroso, queria muito ver ela arranjando um trabalho melhor e tendo sua própria casa

Episodio 7x16 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-23 23:05:31

Toda vez que a Jill tenta ser mãe, acontece alguma merda. Não aguento isso mais não, bicho. Queria muito que a Christy ou doasse o óvulo pra ela, ou fosse sua 'barriga de aluguel'

''-Have you seen your doctor? Maybe you're in perimenopause.
-Maybe you are, bitch.
-I still think going to your doctor is a good idea.
-Well, keep it to yourself, you toothless old dragon.''
Huhauhauhauhaua

Episodio 7x17 - Nota 8.5 2020-03-08 22:12:36

''-That's Sam?
-Yeah.
-The same Sam you've talking about for three months?
-Yeah.
-So the 'antha' is silent.
-Any chance we could all be?''
HUAHUAHUAHUAAH

Episodio 7x18 - Nota 9 2020-03-15 23:00:15

''-So your life is hard in different ways, you've got like 27 addictions and 12 jobs.
-Ok, it's only 2 addictions!
-That we know about...''

Mano, as cenas da Jill com a baby quebraram meu coração < /3 GIVE JILL A BABY, YOU COWARDS

Episodio 7x19 - Nota 8.5 2020-04-04 23:22:21

''So, now that you've met all my friends... was I right, or was I right?'
HAUHAUHUAHAUHU

Episodio 7x20 - Nota 8.5 2020-04-17 22:44:17

LET CHRISTY BE BISEXUAL, YOU COWARDS!

Episodio 8x1 - Nota 8.5 2020-11-12 22:31:03

A BONNIE NA LOJA HUAHAHUAHAHUA

Fiquei chocada demais quando saiu a notícia que a Anna iria sair da série. Mas parece que conseguiram se adaptar muito bem. Espero que ela ainda volte para algumas participações especiais

''I don't even have sex 12 times a year. You could at least pretend to be surprised.''

Episodio 8x2 - Nota 8.5 2020-11-14 23:02:58

''-Happy anniversary to Bonnie and... What's your name again?
-Adam. It's hard to remember because it was the first name ever.''

Plot da Jill foi incrível, espero muito que isso leve a série a evoluir ainda mais a personagem e, talvez, até voltar com o sonho dela de ser mãe

Respeito demais a história do Gary, fiquei bastante emocionada com ele contando sobre o filho. Mas nada justifica essa arrogância e inconveniência dele

Episodio 8x3 - Nota 8.5 2020-11-21 01:58:12

''You have my back, I have yours.''
Aaaaaaaa que fofinhos < 3

Episodio 8x4 - Nota 8.5 2020-12-10 23:06:10

''There should be an app that tells you when your friends are fighting so you can fake a dead grandma and stay home.''

Caralho, eu não creio que vão separar a Jill e o Andy aaaa

Episodio 8x5 - Nota 8.5 2020-12-18 22:15:02

A Jill com as meninas < 3 queria muito que ela adotasse uma delas, ou talvez até mais

''What's up with me and white powder?''
HUHAUHAUHUA

Episodio 8x6 - Nota 8 2021-01-25 22:38:47

A cena do carro, mano hauhauhaa

Triste demais pela Jill, ela merece tudo de bom < /3

Episodio 8x7 - Nota 8.5 2021-02-12 21:48:54

A JILL NO FINAL HUAHAUHA

'-I mean, he accepted me for who I am: a woman who requires a blanket, an eye mask and incense for a routine checkup.
-Are you sure he's retiring and not just hiding from you?
-Are you sure Victor's dead and not just hiding from you?''

Episodio 8x8 - Nota 8.5 2021-02-21 22:16:22

Tristíssima com esse cancelamento, pois a série continuou super bem mesmo com a saída da Christy < /3

Episodio 8x9 - Nota 8 2021-02-26 21:51:52

Adorando esse foco que estão dando pra Jill, mas eu tô puta demais com esse cancelamento aaaa a série tá tão maneira

Episodio 8x10 - Nota 8.5 2021-03-05 22:38:42

''He broke up with me by text, so in the words of Taylor Swift: we are never ever ever getting back together.''

Eu vou morrer se por causa desse cancelamento a Wendy ficar com um final ruim aaaaaaaaa she deserves better

Episodio 8x11 - Nota 8 2021-03-14 22:30:12

Meh, episódio fraco

''What happened? Did they get into a fight? Is Adam's hair okay?!''

Episodio 8x12 - Nota 8.5 2021-04-04 22:08:32

O gato no final hjdkhkafh ai gente, que chuchu, quero pra mim

Episodio 8x13 - Nota 8.5 2021-04-11 22:41:00

''I felt like I needed to be alone with my thoughts. Then I thought 'now I'm alone with my thoughts', and then my thoughts said to me 'why are you leaving us alone with you?'.''
Nossa, essa eu senti aqui

Episodio 8x14 - Nota 8.5 2021-04-17 22:08:00

Eu fiquei uns 3 minutos pensando no significado de TamBon hauhauhauha

A CENA DA AULA DE DANÇA JGDHJFJAGHFJ

Episodio 8x15 - Nota 8.5 2021-04-27 22:29:50

Ainda sem entender o motivo de terem cancelado

A Bonnie presa com a cadeira ksksksks

Episodio 8x16 - Nota 9 2021-04-30 22:11:20

Aaaaaa não acredito que eles voltaram, mano. Que felicidade, eu já tinha perdido todas as esperanças

''The guy who grounds you emotionally twice a week is gone for three months?!''

Episodio 8x17 - Nota 9 2021-05-07 21:23:44

Mano, que episódio bom aaaaaaaa porra, ainda não acredito que essa é a última temp < /3

Episodio 8x18 - Nota 10 2021-05-18 22:11:29

Ah mano, ainda em choque com esse cancelamento < /3 não sei nem o que dizer, foram tantos anos acompanhando a jornada dessas mulheres... Mesmo não sendo o final fechadinho, foi incrível

''My name's Bonnie, and I'm a grateful alcoholic.''


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