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Episodio 1x1 2023-05-15 02:11:20- We all have a choice in life and I chose to stay positive.- Well, that just makes me question your judgment. |
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Episodio 1x2 2023-05-17 01:57:55"Really? Now I have two regrets." |
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Episodio 1x3 2023-05-17 02:02:50- You've done that joke before.- Well, when you see Elton John you want him to play Rocket Man. |
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Episodio 1x6 2023-05-18 01:35:09- Why don't you want to sell?- Because he wants to. And I find it pleasurable to withhold something from him. Much like he withheld his love and acceptance of me as a child. There's a symmetry to it. |
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Episodio 1x6 2023-05-18 01:40:55- You said that you were having trouble sleeping, right?- Just at night, for the past several years. |
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Episodio 1x7 2023-05-19 01:27:46- They are just people.- They're not people, they're neighbors. |
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Episodio 1x8 2023-05-19 02:03:54"Oh, my God. I must be more self-involved than I thought." |
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Episodio 1x9 2023-05-19 02:11:24- Hey. How was your big date night with Maya?- Didn't happen. - Oh, what? You were so excited for the full sensory experience of unprotected sex. |
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Episodio 1x10 2023-05-20 02:41:35- What do you think of 76 degrees?- Honestly, the number means nothing to me. I don't understand Fahrenheit and I'm not going to learn it. |
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Episodio 1x11 2023-05-21 02:12:16"Wow. Well, I curse your documentation, but I am in awe of your metabolism. (...) God, I can't wait for you to age." |
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Episodio 1x12 2023-05-21 04:41:12"That cougar was arguably your best friend." |
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Episodio 2x1 2024-03-07 03:12:03"There's only one opinion that matters to me and that's the guy in the mirror. He gives me a thumbs up, and sometimes a kiss." |
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Episodio 2x3 2024-03-21 04:23:05"Dad, I wanna thank you for being a withholding black hole of negativity." |
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Episodio 2x4 2024-03-30 03:54:24- At risk of wildly offending your wife, why is the dog driving your car?- It's ok, I have a license. - To commit the most complicated suicide of all time? |
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Episodio 2x4 2024-03-30 03:54:32"We're actually in a really good place. We're just friends and that's ok. And I'm just dating myself right now, and I like my choice in men." |
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Episodio 2x6 2024-04-19 04:17:40- Ashley and I have been messaging non-stop since we matched two weeks ago.- Isn't getting to know people the best? - But it's weird because I now know so much about her. I helped her pick out a rug. I mean, we talk about everything except for going on an actual date. - That's how dating is now. It's why the birth rate is declining. |
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Episodio 2x7 2024-04-27 01:20:43- Oh, yeah, that's him. El Diablo Blanco. My white whale.- Wait, so is it a swan or a whale? - It's a Moby Dick reference. - You can't say stuff like that at work, Frank. |
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Episodio 2x7 2024-04-27 01:24:59- Frank, you OK? You haven't blinked for a few miles.- I've been trying to catch that swan since high school. - I don't wanna wade into any sensitive math here but is it possible for a swan to live that long? - Oh, you can live a long time with enough hate in your heart. That's what my dad taught me. |
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