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Abbott Elementary By emeponto 💀
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Episodio 2x1 2022-10-03 14:53:57"Imagining the worst thing that could possibly happen is one of my best qualities." |
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Episodio 2x2 2022-10-03 15:19:52"It's a load-bearing calendar." haha |
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Episodio 2x8 2022-11-19 22:57:25"Now I gotta throw Molotov cocktails at their bus." |
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Episodio 2x9 2022-12-12 05:02:57- The hell even is this? A-Another pyramid scheme?- It's only a scheme if you're at the bottom of the pyramid, and obviously... I'm a top. |
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Episodio 2x9 2022-12-12 05:28:13"Well, I like to live my life by the acronym WAIT... Why Am I Talking?" |
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Episodio 2x9 2022-12-12 05:32:39- Alright. Who's ready for that spelling test?*the children all raise their hands* - [pointing to a little boy wearing glasses] I know that little nerd is. |
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Episodio 2x10 2022-12-13 05:22:35- Yo, it seems like we're the only ones not, like, dancing or mingling.- I know. I know. We are weird. - Sh... Should we go out there and be normal together? - Yeah. I enjoy the act of being normal. I love it. Yeah. - Then let's... let's be normal. - Okay. Yeah. - Yeah. - Two people dancing. - Uh-huh. - Mingling. - Yeah. - Being normal. |
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Episodio 2x10 2022-12-14 05:57:09"Pour me something cheap so I can spit it out." |
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Episodio 2x11 2023-01-08 00:38:04- Funny how social skills just atrophy when you never use them.- They're just being weird 'cause they danced at a club during break. - Only club I go to is Bible Club. - Do they play good music there? My favorite club just got shut down 'cause they let a horse in. |
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Episodio 2x11 2023-01-08 00:40:43"Don't mind me. I'm just here to make fun of you." |
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Episodio 2x11 2023-01-08 00:47:10"Oh, I wasn't listening. But please don't feel the need to repeat yourself." |
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Episodio 2x12 2023-01-17 19:52:47- Can you take this tub of dirty paint water and empty it out in the sink in the bathroom at the end of the hall?- I doubt it, but I'll try. |
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Episodio 2x13 2023-01-23 18:18:13"I would love to spearhead this get schmoney project." |
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Episodio 2x13 2023-01-23 18:18:29"Oh, my God is a woman!" |
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Episodio 2x14 2023-02-20 23:05:23"This is wild. This cannot be a thing. You know, I am dating Gregory's friend Maurice, and Gregory's dating Amber. Plus, we work together. So, then what would happen? We see each other during the day and at night? We'd, you know, tell each other stuff and feel comfortable together? Like, share our deepest thoughts, and, you know... a life. It's gross, honestly. Just... blegh." |
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Episodio 2x14 2023-02-20 23:05:54"Ugh! Stop making good points." |
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Episodio 2x15 2023-02-28 02:09:27"Yeah, I mean, not super relatable, but empathizing nonetheless." |
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Episodio 2x16 2023-03-11 23:56:40"Don't you two ever get tired of being surprised by people's opposing interests?" |
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Episodio 2x16 2023-03-12 00:02:58- So, um, I don't think we're on the same page... again.- Well, I'm on page nine. Where you at? |
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Episodio 2x17 2023-03-13 03:06:59"Me and Maurice are fine. We're totally fine. That wasn't an awkward interaction. YOU'RE awkward." |
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Episodio 2x17 2023-03-13 03:09:18- I'm going to go to Bone Town with Mo, and then I'm going to break up with him.- Wow. Okay, well, that feels like too much information and also kind of cruel. - I know, but I figured if I got to do this, I might as well be full of meat and covered in sauce. - 😮. |
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Episodio 2x18 2023-03-16 01:42:38"It's the loudest nothing I ever saw." |
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Episodio 2x18 2023-03-16 01:42:53"Oh, somebody swing!" |
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Episodio 2x19 2023-03-19 03:31:25"I'm... This whole situation's got me on edge. My night terrors have spread into day terrors. I can't tell if I'm asleep right now, or if this is some kind of waking nightmare." |
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Episodio 2x19 2023-03-19 03:32:09"You know the saying -- 'Finest one in, first one out.'" |
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Episodio 2x19 2023-03-19 03:32:46"In a rare turn of events, I was wrong." |
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Episodio 2x19 2023-03-19 03:33:29"Sure, whatever." |
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Episodio 2x19 2023-03-19 03:34:13"Never have I ever been so happy to hear such explicit content." |
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Episodio 2x20 2023-04-11 01:55:46"Android discrimination is one of the last acceptable forms of hate in this country." |
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Episodio 2x20 2023-04-11 01:56:32"...the slim, the sensual, the strange Gregory Eddie." |
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Episodio 2x20 2023-04-11 01:56:47"Lord, build me a fence. Yes." |
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Episodio 2x21 2023-04-14 02:18:20"Yeah, Janine, don't make fun of yourself. It makes it less fun for me when I do it." |
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Episodio 2x21 2023-04-14 02:19:04"Hearing you, not loving what I'm hearing." |
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Episodio 2x21 2023-04-14 02:19:21- Hey, how was your day?- Weird, social. |
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Episodio 2x22 2023-04-22 01:00:22- Boy, you in the FBI?- What? No, I was just talking to my dad. - That's the way you talk to your dad? - Yes. Uh, he was asking me to come up to Baltimore to work at his landscaping company, but just for the summer. - A likely story. Probably planning on how to assassinate another Black community leader. |
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Episodio 2x22 2023-04-22 01:00:59"Uh-uh. I don't like clanks in bags. Clank-clank lead to the clink-clink." |
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Episodio 2x22 2023-04-22 01:01:37"Sheesh. It is no wonder your dad is a landscaper, the way you beat around the bush." |
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Episodio 2x22 2023-04-22 01:02:00- Have you ever thought about volunteering?- Work for free? HA! |
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Episodio 3x1 2024-02-12 02:14:04"So, they got robbed. Because they thought it'd be cute to walk around West Philly at night with all this camera equipment. Hell, I'd have helped rob you if I was there." |
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Episodio 3x1 2024-02-12 02:14:18- Jacob, whip out the Walkman.- Phone. - Open up Napster. - Spotify. - Jesus, close your ears. Come on. |
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Episodio 3x2 2024-02-12 02:15:51"Nerds!" |
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Episodio 3x3 2024-02-17 03:03:46- Can we still fart, though?- If you must. - Good, 'cause I just did. |
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Episodio 3x3 2024-02-17 03:03:56"Gregory Eddie, is no woman safe from your incompetence with the opposite sex? Mm!" |
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Episodio 3x4 2024-02-25 03:56:27"I do not want to live in a world where white people explain dance moves to me." |
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Episodio 3x5 2024-03-04 03:10:29"So I'm graciously letting them use the freshly named Ava Coleman Memorial Coliseum for a very reasonable yet expensive price." |
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Episodio 3x6 2024-03-14 03:43:29"I'm Janine Teagues, damn it. I don't wait for anything. Except when it's polite. That's just courtesy." |
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Episodio 3x6 2024-03-14 03:43:46"Janine and Gregory... they're like a handsome moth to a cutie-patootie flame." |
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Episodio 3x6 2024-03-14 03:44:02"We already have 100 school names and mascots already in line for a makeover, and the ones that are racist without having to Google are priority." |
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Episodio 3x6 2024-03-14 03:44:16"There are a lot of landmarks in this city honoring bad men. And women. No, wait. No." |
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Episodio 3x6 2024-03-14 03:44:28- But?- No but. - There's a but. I can feel a but. - Damn. You freaky. |
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Episodio 3x7 2024-03-18 03:27:45- Mrs. Howard, would you join us, please?- Is this necessary? - Whoa, Ms. Inez with the olive branch. - Yeah. Hopefully Barbara don't hit her with it. |
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Episodio 3x7 2024-03-18 03:27:59"The only white-on-white friendship I'm invested in is Ben and Jerry's." |
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Episodio 3x7 2024-03-18 03:28:32- And now what we have... book nook number two. Or could be my panty liners, but, hey, let's find out together. And it is... la Notre-Dame de Paris.- Merci, Amazon Prime. |
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Episodio 3x7 2024-03-18 03:28:43- And please feel no shame in letting me know if you need my help using the Google Doc.- Oh, I know what a Google doctor is. |
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Episodio 3x8 2024-03-25 03:18:10"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, we gotta calm it down. You of all panels should know, we gotta keep it clean." |
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Episodio 3x8 2024-03-25 03:18:33"Hello, lads. I'm Bister Bohnson from Babbott Belementary, where I work as a teacher, not as a janitor, although I have immense respect for the work they do." |
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Episodio 3x8 2024-03-25 03:18:52"See, free is my jam." |
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Episodio 3x8 2024-03-25 03:19:16"Ooh! Melissa. I think that man wants to socialize with you." |
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Episodio 3x8 2024-03-25 03:19:34- Hey.- Hey. - How are we feeling about tonight? - Definitely not diarrheal, I'll tell you that much. - 😬. |
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Episodio 3x8 2024-03-25 03:19:47"Stay down!" |
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