Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8 2019-01-11 23:47:20''-I told Nick that dad was dead.-Why would you do that? -Because he's a narcissistic sociopath. -Then why are you marrying him for? -I'm talking about dad. -Oh, yeah, he totally is.'' Huhauhauhaa |
Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8 2019-01-23 01:06:40''Can I watch Shrek in your backseat DVD player?''Eu mesma huahauhuahua |
Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8 2019-01-28 21:59:52''-Dad, how are you a cop and yet basically everything you do is illegal?-What I'm gonna do? Arrest myself?'' AHAHAUHAUHAUHA |
Episodio 1x4 - Nota 8 2019-01-28 22:41:38''What harm does a bra strap do? How is it a girl's problem that a boy is distracted? Doesn't that seem a little sexist? We live in a different time, Mr. Kersey. You can't treat boys and girls differently anymore. I think the way my sister dresses is fine. And with all the problems you've got going on in school, you're gonna focus on whether or not someone's bra strap is showing? That, sir, is the definition of dumbass-ery.''BUUUUUUUUURN |
Episodio 1x5 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-05 23:04:14''-Okay, can somebody please escort this man out of the ladies' area?-Hey, you didn't mind having me in your lady's area last night. -Ewww, I heard that!'' HUAHAUHAUHAUA Kate Walsh lindaaaa < 3 |
Episodio 1x6 - Nota 9 2019-02-16 23:51:10''-How could you be happy? We don't even know who the father is.-WE DON'T KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS? -Yeah, I mean... I could be Kyle. -HOW COULD IT BE KYLE?! -I don't know, Nick. It could be anyone. -EXCUSE ME?!? -Why are you so surprised? -OH, 'CAUSE I ASSUMED I WAS THE ONLY PERSON YOU WERE HAVING SEX WITH! -What? No. I mean... yes!'' EU MORRI DE RIR NESSA CENA PQP HAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA |
Episodio 1x7 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-26 00:06:24''-Did you notice I've been ignoring you?-No, but... keep doind it.'' Huhahahauhau O discurso da Shannon < 3 |
Episodio 1x8 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-04 22:44:13Esses surtos da mãe do Nick hauhuahah''Also, more good news: everyone is hitting on me!'' |
Episodio 1x9 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-09 23:34:28''-So, what has two thumbs and is taking you on a romantic getaway saturday night? A-this guy!-Really? What has two arms and is about to give you the biggest hug ever? A-this girl! -Hey, guys? What has two legs and wants to jump out the window? A-this girl!'' HAUHAUHAUHAU |
Episodio 1x10 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-22 19:49:46''If you're having fun, you're a great dancer, even if you're a terrible dancer. I call it the 'Ellen Theory'.''HAUHAUHAUHA |
Episodio 1x11 - Nota 9 2019-03-22 19:53:19EU AMO A ROSE, GENTE ASDFGHJKL''-Wait, you two know each other? -Yeah. Dude, that's my english teacher. -Pants. Pants. Where's my pants? -I think you mean 'where are my pants?'. I assume that D on my paper will be turned into a C? -I'll take your D, Mr. Rudner.'' PQP HAUHAUHAUHAHUAHUA |
Episodio 1x12 - Nota 8 2019-04-10 23:53:53''-Nick, I think I'm in love.-Nice! What's his name and what high school did he drop out of?'' A REAÇÃO DA ROSE QUANDO VIU O VESTIDO HUAHUAHUAHAUHAU |
Episodio 1x13 - Nota 9 2019-04-15 23:43:20Uma série tão levinha dessas, bicho. Precisa ser renovada''-I've found some Yankee tickets. -In a pocket of a dead guy at the crime scene? -Nailed it, sweetheart.'' |