Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-25 14:45:16''-Daddy?-Yeah, Butterbean? -I'm worried about kindergarten. -Aw, honey. You should be worried. Kids are mean. But just know if you ever feel uncomfortable, you start swinging. Okay? A punch in the nose can be a real problem solver.'' |
Episodio 1x2 - Nota 7.5 2016-11-02 14:33:04''-What did I do now?-This time it wasn't you, it was your daughter. What do you know about Cookie Blackjack, Mr. Burns? -Never heard of her. -The game, Mr. Burns. Your daughter won all her friends' lunches at cards. -Hey, you teach book smarts, I teach street smarts.'' |
Episodio 1x3 - Nota 7.5 2016-11-08 15:02:49''You know, you're taking advantage of me because my daughter's in your class, and you know... I like her.'' |
Episodio 1x4 - Nota 8 2016-11-15 18:55:30''-And it means the world to her and she means the world to me. So I-I need it back.-Oh, that's so sweet. I mean, I'd be happy to give it you for $500. -You really think extortion is gonna work? -How do you think I got this ring on my finger? -I take back what I said. You're going to enjoy marriage very much.'' |
Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7.5 2016-11-22 16:09:39''-It's why I married someone so...-Hey, step careful here. -Perfectly imperfect. -I'll take it.'' |
Episodio 1x6 - Nota 8.5 2016-12-06 14:46:06''-Will you get me a Go-Gurt from the fridge?-What fridge? -See? Two can play at that game. -What game?'' ''I'm comfortable with my relationship with Santa.'' GENTE, QUE GAROTINHA MAIS FOFA < 3 Depois das várias dicas de Michael e Jay Kyle, e Julius e Rochelle Rock, temos a nova dica do choro com a Andi. Já anotaram tudo nos seus caderninhos para quando tiverem filhos? huahahuauah |
Episodio 1x7 - Nota 8 2016-12-13 16:07:29''-Listen, honey, honey, you know, Santa is gonna deliver all the presents to Virginia because he doesn't know we're stuck here.-Daddy, he sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows we're in Pittsburgh.'' |
Episodio 1x8 - Nota 9 2016-12-20 19:41:57''-I told her we were out of cereal this morning, and she started knocking things over like Godzilla.-Well, she's going through puberty. She's gonna be moody and bossy and complicated. -So when are you gonna finish puberty?'' O BRINQUEDO ENDEMONIADO NO FINAL HUAHAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAA |
Episodio 1x9 - Nota 8 2017-01-03 22:31:17''-I don't loke this Bob guy one bit. First of all, his name is Bob, it's the same backwards as it is forwards. You can't trust somebody like that!-You mean, like mom? -Exactly!'' |
Episodio 1x10 - Nota 8 2017-01-17 19:01:27O TEDDY FAZENDO HIGH FIVE COM O PESSOAL NA INTERNET HAUAHUAHAUHAUAHU |
Episodio 1x11 - Nota 8.5 2017-01-24 21:48:43''-Kate sounds mad at Mommy.-Isn't it glorious?'' ''-Two-two other people, like, uh Patrick Dempsey. -Patrick Dempsey? All right, fine. -Then I'm going with, uh, Jennifer Lawrence. -She is half your age. -Hey, when I imagine these things, I'm half my age, too!'' MEU DEUS, QUE VERGONHA ALHEIA ELES CONVERSANDO COM OS DOIS HAUHAHAUHAUHAUHAU E ESSE FINAL? PQP BGIUGTBUISGBIUSGBIUSGBIK SCRR |
Episodio 1x12 - Nota 8 2017-02-08 23:51:59''-What are you doing here?-I got an e-mail from you saying you wanted to apologize. Let's hear it so I can say no.'' |
Episodio 1x13 - Nota 8.5 2017-02-18 19:31:57As crianças dando uma bronca neles hauhauhauha |
Episodio 1x14 - Nota 9.5 2017-02-22 22:42:35''-You see what I'm saying?-HE TOUCHES KIDS!'' ''-Oh, my God! I can't believe you guys would do that. That's-that's my personal life. -Oh, Katie, you're right, we didn't respect your boundaries. -And we never will.'' MEU SENHOR, QUE EPISÓDIO MARAVILHOSO HAUAHUAHUAHUAHUAH < 3 |
Episodio 1x15 - Nota 8 2017-02-28 14:59:09''There's no more juice boxes. THANKS, OBAMA!'' |
Episodio 1x16 - Nota 8.5 2017-03-16 22:25:45''DAD, MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME TRUE!''Jenna Tatum mulherão da porra < 3 ''I know, it seemed clever when we thought of it, but just hurtful when the did it!'' |
Episodio 1x17 - Nota 8 2017-03-21 23:03:38''-Bev, we want you to be able to get around without depending on, well, me. Um, and we found a solution. It's a driving service called Uber.-Uber? Sounds German. I don't like it. -No, it's an app on your phone. You press a button and a nice driver comes to you. -How do they know where I am? -I don't want the damn Germans knowing where we are! World War Three breaks out, I'm on the list! -He's right. And something's coming. Things have been too good for too long. -Okay, look, there's not gonna be you don't have... look, even if that happens, I'm pretty sure you're way down on the list. -On the list is on the list. -I am nothing like him. -Of course not. -Not at all. -Mm... -Mm... -Oh, jibbeda, jibbeda, jibbeda.'' |
Episodio 1x18 - Nota 8 2017-04-14 14:13:46''-Hey, I need a hot dog.-Want grilled onions? Takes a little longer. -Well, I'm kind of in a hurry, but, yeah, I want them. Hello? It's happening? Okay, I'll be right there. Hey, how much longer on those onions? -A couple more minutes. -Well, take your time, get them right.'' THAT'S A CLASSIC JOEY RIGHT THERE! HAUHAUHAU |
Episodio 1x19 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-18 22:48:50''-What are you doing?-What are you doing? If he calls Lisa, the mini-mall project is dead. -Why? -Because she didn't seduce my brother. I did!'' |
Episodio 1x20 - Nota 8 2017-05-05 19:21:20''-Well I did everything I could.-No, you offered him cake. Offer him love! -WHAT?!'' |
Episodio 1x21 - Nota 8 2017-05-11 22:05:57''-What does it says?-Says she's right behind us. -What?! -Haha, I got you!'' |
Episodio 1x22 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-20 15:11:04''-We can't fit another cubby!-I just...I feel like I have so much more love to give. -Give it to me!'' |
Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8.5 2017-11-15 00:28:11Estava muito esperando o Adam falar ''How you doin'?'' quando ele se olhou no espelho hauhauhaua''-The good news is I'm married to the silver alpha fox. -That's all I wanted to hear! By the way, it's alpha silver fox.'' |
Episodio 2x2 - Nota 8.5 2017-11-21 20:10:06''-But the thing is, Andi is the best, all right? I got a good one, I'm just gonna go home and tell her. She will understand-Attaboy. -Absolutely. -Good for you. (...) -He's not coming back from this. -He's a dead man. -I should have told him I love him.'' HAUHAUHUAHAUHAUA |
Episodio 2x3 - Nota 9 2017-11-28 21:47:38''-I'm just saying there might be a problem behind the problem.-The problem is they're lazy. The problem behind the problem is they're boneheads!'' |
Episodio 2x4 - Nota 8.5 2017-12-05 23:17:15''You know how we say don't take candy from strangers? Add grandpa to that list.''GENTE, O ADAM CHAPADO HAUAHUHAUAHAU |
Episodio 2x5 - Nota 8.5 2017-12-12 21:12:21Don e Lowell tá sendo uma dupla maravilhosa hauhauha |
Episodio 2x6 - Nota 8.5 2017-12-19 20:40:27''-Just so you know, I'm very sorry for what's about to happen.-Oh, why? What-What's about to happen? -Listen up, man! My wife is watching from across the street! She wanted me to come over here and yell at you! She really likes it when I do this! So I need to have a fake fight with you right now, or I'm gonna have a real one when I get home!Okay, I was just hoping we could talk this out man-to-man. What I need to understand is I can't help myself! Maybe when all of this blows over, we can get that beer!'' |
Episodio 2x7 - Nota 8.5 2018-01-16 20:17:56Jesus, mas são 4 homens, não era mais fácil eles dividirem a assinatura? huahuahua |
Episodio 2x8 - Nota 8.5 2018-01-23 21:26:13''-Oh no, she's got lice!-Hold on, maybe she's coming up with an idea. -Must be a real brainstormer.'' |
Episodio 2x9 - Nota 8 2018-01-30 20:21:23''-Tell me more about this girl from Atlantic City.-Honey, don't worry about who else played the game. You won the prize.'' |
Episodio 2x10 - Nota 8.5 2018-02-06 20:52:45Moral da história: Quando uma mulher diz que não quer presentes, ela quer presentes hauhauhauaua |
Episodio 2x11 - Nota 8 2018-02-27 14:46:49''I made you, you're my guess!'' |
Episodio 2x12 - Nota 8.5 2018-03-06 18:14:45''-Now we're even.-Haha, very funny. SEE YOU AT PROM!'' |
Episodio 2x13 - Nota 8 2018-03-13 22:02:35''-This is my own yoga mat.-Yes! But you lost it and I found it.'' HAUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHA Eu mesma dando presente |
Episodio 2x14 - Nota 8.5 2018-03-21 20:12:39ELES ACUSANDO TODO MUNDO HUAHUHAHAUAH''-Oh, what present? I want to see. -No, you don't! You'll never be the same.'' |
Episodio 2x15 - Nota 8.5 2018-03-27 22:04:00''-You promised we'd never fight about our parents.-Again, I was trying to sleep with you!'' |
Episodio 2x16 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-10 21:06:55A cara do Adam de surpresa/orgulho quando descobriu que tinha caído na pegadinha da Andi HAUHAHAHAA |
Episodio 2x17 - Nota 8 2018-04-17 20:16:40O Adam com a cadeira, só lembrei do Joeyhuauahauhuaha |
Episodio 2x18 - Nota 8.5 2018-05-01 13:57:35''Being number two is not bad. No, like Batman and Robin. Sure, Batman gets all the glory, but Robin... Who am I kidding? Robin sucks!'' |
Episodio 2x19 - Nota 8.5 2018-05-08 21:38:57MEU DEUS O QUE FOI ESSE COMERCIAL? HAUAHAHAUHA |
Episodio 2x20 - Nota 8.5 2018-05-15 21:25:10''-We're a great team.-We are! We were meant to be together. Just not all the time.'' |
Episodio 2x21 - Nota 9 2018-05-22 21:20:33''-Well, these cabinets are broken! They won't slam.-They're soft-close. -Soft-close? How do you express your mood?'' EU MESMA HHAUHAUHAUHAU |
Episodio 3x1 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-06 21:48:02''-You're coming with me.-Really? -Well, I can't leave you here. You have no TV. You'll die!'' HAUHUAHAUHAUHAUA |
Episodio 3x2 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-12 23:01:14''-Am I crazy or did he just say something helpful?-I'm just as stunned as you are!'' HUAHUAHAHUAH |
Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-19 21:39:30''-I wish they had a thing for single guys where you could pay someone to hang out with you on lonely nights.-They have that. -Yeah, they'll even dress up like a nurse if you want.'' HAUHAHAUHAUHAU |
Episodio 3x4 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-27 23:15:28''-Someone already had the Wall Hole site, but the subject matter's quite disturbing.-Oh, she was not expecting that. Oh... well, maybe she was.'' HUhauhauhauhauhau |
Episodio 3x5 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-06 22:44:59''She doesn't get to be happy. In old school, no one is happy. Look at any picture: miserable!''HUHAUHAUHAHAU |
Episodio 3x6 - Nota 8 2019-03-12 22:43:00''-I believe in you.-Don't! -You can do this. -I can't!'' asdfghjkl eu todinha ''-I'm gonna use the money to buy a couples vacation for me and Marcy. -Oh, that's really romantic, Don. -Yeah, Marcy's going to the Bahamas and I'm going to Mexico. -How am I the divorced guy?!'' HAUHAUHAUHAU |
Episodio 3x7 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-23 22:10:55''-He hasn't made love to his wife in 15 days.-That's not true. How do you know that? -Marcy told me. After we made love.'' Huahhauhauauah |
Episodio 3x8 - Nota 8 2019-03-29 23:00:53''We'll do whatever we want, but we'll give a little money to the people who do the right thing. And that's how you get around that.''Hhauhauhauhau é muita hipocrisia, mas infelizmente faço parte desse grupo |
Episodio 3x9 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-03 22:27:13Só consegui pensar nos aniversários do Joey hauahhauhaua''-Ready to ride? -Dude, we're going just around the block. Why are you dress like a Power Ranger? -Why are you dressed like Bob The Builder? -Okay, truce.'' |
Episodio 3x10 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-17 23:27:14''-All you have to do is save the planet from aliens. Easy!-I'm a little short on aliens right now, Don.'' HUAHUAHUAHUAA ''You get what you want by knowing what the people want.'' E tá errado? kkkkkk |
Episodio 3x11 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-23 22:51:01''I'm sorry I screwed you over. It was funny at the time, and funny right after. Then dad said it wasn't funny. Then driving over here, it got funny again. But now I feel bad.''HAUHAUHAUHAU |
Episodio 3x12 - Nota 8.5 2019-05-01 23:10:20''-Do you guys think I look like Forrest Gump?-Only when you run.'' MANO HUAHAUHAUHAU |
Episodio 3x13 - Nota 9 2019-05-07 22:52:01''-All right. See you later, Kel-Bell.-Kel-Bell? (...) -Isn't that right, Kellybean? -What happened to Kel-Bell? You a bell or a bean? (...) -I've missed you, Kelly-Belly. -Oh, now the bean bell has a belly!'' HAUHUAAUHAUHAUHA |
Episodio 4x1 - Nota 8.5 2020-04-03 23:22:12Ai, ai... como a masculinidade é frágil''You be the sexy nurse, and I'll be the guy that woke up from a coma and forgot how to have sex.'' HUAHUAHUAHUA |
Episodio 4x2 - Nota 8 2020-04-10 22:24:49O pai do Adam sempre me faz rir hauhauhaua |
Episodio 4x3 - Nota 8.5 2020-04-11 22:21:49Tadinha da Kate hauhauhauhau |
Episodio 4x4 - Nota 8.5 2020-04-17 22:31:33''-I just don't know how to get her from friend to girlfriend.-Oh. Teddy, my boy, you were born to the right father.'' AS MENSAGENS, MANO HUAHAHAU |
Episodio 4x5 - Nota 8 2020-04-24 22:59:38''-How's your tummy?-Everything hurts... -That's the lies leaving your body.'' HAHUHAUHAUAHHAU |
Episodio 4x6 - Nota 8.5 2020-05-01 22:40:07''-If it'll save time, I will put my own nuts in that box.-That's where I keep my father's ashes.'' MANO HAUHAUHAU |
Episodio 4x7 - Nota 8.5 2020-05-01 22:56:20A reação do Adam quando viu que o barco não estava na garagem hauhauhaua o surto, meu pai''Thanks for letting me borrow your boat!'' A CARINHA DO LOWELL HAHAHHAHA |
Episodio 4x8 - Nota 8 2020-05-09 22:53:01Que tristeza esse cancelamento < /3 vai fazer falta |
Episodio 4x9 - Nota 8 2020-05-15 23:22:58''Listen, I'm here for you. Whatever you need, tell me. Because you know I don't know on my own.''Eu mesma hauhuahauha |
Episodio 4x10 - Nota 8.5 2020-05-22 22:18:11''-Our kids are gonna be working for his kids.-Joke's on them. Our kids'll be terrible employees.'' Ai gente, o coração até apertou depois desse cancelamento < /3 |
Episodio 4x11 - Nota 8.5 2020-05-29 22:31:42''You know why? Because we're good people. It's our worst quality!'' |
Episodio 4x12 - Nota 8.5 2020-06-05 22:55:48''-What's the first thing you do before starting your vehicle? You check your...-Text messages. -No, you check your mirrors. -Cute. Cute. Cute.'' O LOWELL NO FINAL HAUAHAUHA |
Episodio 4x13 - Nota 8.5 2020-06-22 21:49:42Triste essa finale totalmente anticlimática < /3 não merecia ter sido cancelada |